Florida N.Y.

Florida is a really tiny town next to Warwick N.Y. where you know everyone and you know their whole backstory. Towns next to you don’t know you exist. And the kids in this town are real addicts. No one actually wants to live here, when the kids can get out oh boy they get out.

Why do I have to live in Florida N.Y.

by ilovenuggss February 13, 2019

Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

florida yankee

A term most frequently used by other Southerners who aren't from Florida. It means the kinda guy you see drunk as hell in your local gas station who never shuts up about his long trip up I-95

"That car rolling around on the street with no driver has a Florida license plate. Must belong to that Florida Yankee inside the gas station."

by Skeeter the beater March 27, 2018

Florida

A U.S. state comparable to a miniature Australia.

"Florida is like Satan's armpit"

by SpoopyGayBoi May 28, 2018

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

‘Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):
“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 8, 2022

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

Florida

The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.

BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.

by PhoebeSpengler April 22, 2022