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Poor Computing

When you have a 10 year old PC, which doesn't run modern software, but you try to make it run anyway.
My poor computing machine cannot run youtube directly, so I download the videos and run them locally.
by davidiw June 14, 2011
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Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else
Sorry I was computering
by Overminer November 24, 2021
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derrens computer

the term ‘derrens computer’ is kinda like an air conditioning unit. its alright until you open windows.
dude, i have a derrens computer. it keeps crashing
by bigmanchad May 18, 2023
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computer

A device for playing games or work and school;
Probably the device you are using right now.
by ptsn March 2, 2023
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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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A game that just came out in yourmomspussydick 2046 produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator
let's play this game you cunt
ok let's play produce gay porn on your shitty ass computer simulator
by Isuckpussy🍼 October 29, 2023
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Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.
Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.
by YES69201234 November 1, 2023
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