Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021

...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: ...First, Middle, And Last...《¤》...The Spartan Prayer For An Achilles Heel Slit From A Bike Pedal.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

bike

gun/firearm dmv slang

Pass me the bike i’m boutta let off some rounds.

by aliaskire February 5, 2025

Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike

I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024

Ya better get a bike bish

Get a life/find your own way/im not doing it

-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish

by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Bike

a two wheeler car

I rode a bike

by Jeffrey bagel's Boyfriend August 18, 2024