Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO

Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Jonkey monkey # 1 fan September 5, 2021

HS day

A national celebration of Hannah Sherlie,

Happy HS day. Today is HS eve

by Reina Fushiguro June 22, 2021

Sancho's Day

February 15th. The day after Valentine's Day. A sancho can't see the girl on Valentine's Day, so he sees her the day after, that's his day with her.

"Her side dude took her to movies for Sancho's Day."

by ElGuarache November 10, 2020

Skipper Day

Me and my mates were bored so we decided to make a special day cuz why not - The day is on the 8th of December and its when u can basically do watever u want like kicking boys in the nuts, punching anyone, flooring atleast 2 people, hitting everyone that has a new cut, shouting and being weird and wearing a mask cuz of the corona shit ;)))

'Yo, happy skipper day'

'Wat's that?'
'A special day when i can hit u and be a dumb hoe ;))'

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020

Wombat Day

Wombat day is a holiday created by the youtuber LukeOrSomething in his video "We Made Our Own Holiday". In this holiday you eat cookie pizza and watch dream manhunt.

I see you... Luke... Rob... Swoosh...
I'm watching you all

Yeah bro, I celebrate Wombat day

by EvanOrSomething December 26, 2020

deer day

The first day that hunting season legally opens within a states boundaries for deers to be killed via modern gun, muzzleloader, archery, etc.

My Dad and I don't celebrate Christmas or our birthdays but you better believe it that when Deer Day comes around this year we'll be out blowing away Bambi's dad and celebrating with some tasty Budweiser's at the local watering hole afterwards.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Valenside’s day

February 15th, a day of appreciation for all the girls and guys who are always down to hookup, but know they won’t spend the night. To appreciate all the hoes, the side chicks, the tinder hookups, and all the late night booty calls.

(After hooking up) “happy valenside’s day”
“Haha thanks you too”

by Youngblood_ February 15, 2021