it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

by honalele August 21, 2022

Cheerio tuesdays

Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum

Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday

Tweaky Tyler: why

Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit

Tweaky Tyler: fairs

by Reggiedownthestreet August 31, 2022

Train Tuesday

Train Tuesday is where we celebrate trains and always have to use trains and not another transportation vehicles

Hey dude guess what!
Your gay?
No you dumbass, It is Train Tuesday

Oh.
Cool right?
Yeah I guess so…

by Harrison_Ford_Real September 1, 2022

Tongue Tuesday

the first tuesday in a year where people get their tongue pierced

“i got my tongue pierced!” “when?” “tongue tuesday, of course!”

by jim parsons January 1, 2022

tuesday boozeday

get drunk on tuesday. tuesday boozeday

it’s tuesday boozeday. let’s get drunk

by reese h January 7, 2022

Margarita Tuesday

A weekly ceremony performed by Chris and Nick to power through the monotonous and stressful work week. Margarita Tuesday involves the consumption of copious amounts of Margaritas with friends (sometimes on a Wednesday).

Omg I can’t believe Chris and Nick are getting drunk again on Margarita Tuesday…what degenerate alcoholics!

by Cmadddz January 11, 2022

Tuesday

An ordinary occurrence. Used to show a blasé, indifferent attitude to a circumstance that others may consider of serious importance, but is of no concern to the speaker. SNAFU.

Chun-Li: My father saved his village at the cost of his own life. You had him shot as you ran away. A hero at a thousand paces.
M. Bison: I'm sorry. I don't remember any of it.
Chun-Li: You don't remember?!
Bison: For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

by imapathetic January 13, 2022