When a corrupt dirtbag gets caught breaking the law, then responds by simultaneously shitting himself and blowing smoke about a mythical "deep state" conspiracy.
D.H.: "Hey, I didn't misuse campaign funds for THC vaping and golf outings! That's just the Deep State trying to frame me!"
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
Voters: "Dude, you're deep sharting. Just GTFO and go directly to jail."
by kelledin August 22, 2018
Get the deep shart mug.This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
Get the Shart Board mug.A girl who always sharts herself. She cant ever hold it in. Its a warm sensation. Murphy likes it too. So does leonard. And pengelly :)
CHLOE SHART: its time to crank up the frank up!
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
RANDOM GIRL 1: oh festy!
RANDOM GIRL 2: who let the shart off the chain?
CHLOE SHART: hehe not me.. *shart drips down her leg*
*a warm sensation*
RANDOM GIRL 2: eww festyyyyy!
CHLOE SHART: well thats what I ment when I said "crank up the frank up". At least I gave you a warning.
by chlosta August 17, 2022
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When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
by Xakez May 2, 2022
Get the Shart mug.A mixture of explosive poop, perfect timing of a fart and mid poop
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
the after feeling... however isn't very nice
...or could be an insult.. depends
SCENARIO 1 -mixture of fart and fetus.
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
anonymous - "hey, i heard Candice sharted in class yesterday."
anonymous 2 - "who's Candice"
SCENARIO 2 -insult/name
A.
anonymous - "I found your mom's number, i'll be hitting her up tonight"
anonymous 2 - "COME BACK YOU LITTLE SHART I'LL HIT YOU WITH A BROOM"
B.
anonymous -" babe.. its been long, i think its time you have a better nickname for me.."
anonymous 2 -"OK, shartie bae"
by xiaojing May 10, 2022
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