simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

simp

you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 7, 2021

simp

Short for simpleton

Commonly used among Australian IRC users.

(14:55:09) (+DooGseY--) you goddamn simp

by BombBomb November 23, 2003

simping

Sympathetic Pimping. When you make your significant other do something for you out of sympathy to your pathetic ass.

PIMPING - Bitch pick that shit up right now!
SIMPING - Baby can you please pick that up? No? well i guess i have to get up and bend over to pick it up..even though my back hurts =
thanks for picking it up for me babe.

by shochina August 23, 2007

SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020