Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.

What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing

by Hondo99 December 11, 2023

Dropped a Rod

Blast hole drilling nightmare for any operator

Oi did you hear jonno dropped a rod again?

Yea it happens aye, only way to learn but…..

by Butchylad April 8, 2023

Rod

To scroll through the timeline

I rod the instagram

by nera99 May 14, 2023

rod time

when u see the latina in the school bathroom

another way of saying sex

yo i’m finna rod time with my girl

by dog sack September 7, 2023

Rancid Rod

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.

Person 1: Damn bro, you got one Rancid Rod
Person 2: Yes, I have not showered in serveral days

by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020