pi watch

A phrase originating from the competitive video game Valorant meaning someone is about to have a Kill/Death ratio of 3/14, or pi. Because the scoreboard shows all individual kills, deaths, and assists in a lobby, when a teammate is doing very poorly they will be on pi watch.

Bro please let me get the last kill, I'm on pi watch.

by mooshed potootoes May 12, 2024

pi

pi is the most beautiful girl in the world and she is also very smart and kind. Everybody admires her a lot due to her beauty and brightness

life's pi will be meaningful

by pi nguyễn November 25, 2021

pied

to get hit and then shot 12 times in the lungs

youll get pied if you dont shut up

by timothyfucker November 29, 2021

Pi

In Valorant or any game KD of 3 kills 14 deaths

Pi = 3.14

This is looking like a pi potential

by Janlo February 19, 2024

Pi Day

The day that everybody gets into a fight and causes at least one person to cry.

Pi day ruined my relationship

by ratwcats March 15, 2024

pi watch

when your K/D in a Valorant game is so bad that you risk hitting 14 deaths before getting more than 3 kills, which would make your scoreline 3-14, the first three digits of pi. similar to the james bond (0-7-0).

popularized by valorant streamers and twitch chat.

person 1: bro my reyna is 2-12 right now
person 2: pi watch!

by adg2099 March 17, 2024

Pi as Metaphor

When we apply the properties of π to life—its irrational and unpredictable character, and its intimate yet shallow connections with other constants—we see parallels to how humans conduct themselves toward others, publicly and privately.

Like water applied metaphorically to life, pi as metaphor exposes the constant’s follies and peculiarities vis-à-vis other numbers—keeping her perpetually relevant to mathematicians and educators.

by Numerati January 24, 2026