South London Special

about 3-5 inches (7.62-12.7 cm) inserted between the 3rd and 5th rib

Tommy got the South London Special last night. I told him not to short the drywall guy.

by JonMadden March 10, 2023

Londoner

Someone who is from London, or who lives in London

"Is this what Londoners are like!?"

by Freddieisafurryconfirmed March 27, 2023

Londoner

Someone who is from London, or who lives in London

"Is this what Londoners are like!?"

by Freddieisafurryconfirmed March 27, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

London Special

To give an individual a stabbin', like in the backstreets (and front streets) of London

He received the London Special last night

by ItsSheepish June 25, 2024

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

There is only one guy in London his name is John

John Sadly is still the only guy in London

by potvaliant cloud June 25, 2024

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024