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Avocado fucker

Someone who eats avocado on toast and does yoga.
Tiffany’s such an avocado fucker!
by Breaduck November 2, 2020
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Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.
Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!
by Ladysea January 24, 2013
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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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los fuckers

"los fuckers" observed in various places... like on a t-shirt in the movie Planet Terror
by hwcdesign August 20, 2012
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chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.
Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.
by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011
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Ruck Fucker

Someone who is too ruckussy for their own good
Lucas over here keeps asking to fuck my mom, he's such a Ruck Fucker
by LucStuff March 7, 2023
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Slut Fucker

A term of endearment given to an unfaithful husband who "mistakenly" fucks a slut after the slut convinces him that his wife is slutting, in order to fuck him.
Juliana- Your wife is slutting all over town.

Bryan- For real?
Juliana- Yes, we should fuck to teach her a lesson.

Bryan- Ok, but then what?

Jerry- Welcome to the herpes club, Slut Fucker!
by AkaGina January 2, 2020
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