The dead end one experiences on finding that an attractive woman friend of a friend has no photos, or high privacy settings on their facebook profile. From "Cul-de-sac" - dead end road and "Fap" to enjoy oneself too much looking at porn.
"Oooh, look at her… I wonder if she has any hot Ibiza holiday pics… NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Cul-de-fap! :((("
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Jennifer Massoli is a famous adult movie star, but you probably know her by her nom de poon, Jenna Jameson
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Get the tetas de azucar mug.defined in english as dickcheese. The white creamy substance that is found on the head of a penis after the foreskin has been pulled back. Dickcheese often times smells like rotten fish or stale urine, and is the result of improper hygiene.
"I was about to go down on Paco until I noticed that he had queso de pito.EEOOOW! YUCK! I decided to nickname him quesodepaco!"
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Get the Vol-de-Tort mug.Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
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