Mad Snail Disease

A fake disease that turns you into a zombie. Symptoms are ticklish rib cage,loss of balance, severely untrimmed toenails. In the Episode "One Bitten" in Spongebob

Have you heard about that zombie " He got Mad Snail Disease

by Uydtdfzi August 11, 2017

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Joe Biden disease

Another Name For Dementia.

" My Grandpa has Joe Biden Disease."

by 69disan69dat November 29, 2020

Dane Cook's Disease

Dane Cook's Disease, or DCD, is neurological disorder where a person takes on the attributes of actor/comedian Dane Cook. Symptoms include: overexateration of one's movements and speech, beginning every sentence with the words "And everyone does this, right?" and telling long, pointless stories with no punchlines.

Bob: Did you see that guy over there? He was exagerating that really long, unfunny story.

Dave: It looks like he probably suffers from Dane Cook's Disease.

by C Miller July 3, 2008

foot-in-mouth disease

An affliction that often occurs to people who chronically don't think carefully enough about what they are saying in a conversation. Saying something thoughtless that might hurt another's feelings is something we all do occasionally, but if it happens more than once or twice per month, you might have foot-in-mouth disease.

When Bill dissed his sister's new boyfriend to his buddy Richard, he didn't bother to look around and make sure she was out of earshot. Richard said, "Damn, Bill, she's in the kitchen only a few feet away! D'ya got foot-in-mouth disease or somethin'? "

by Jori Atoz April 25, 2016

funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

Electronically Transmitted Disease

Electronically Transmitted Disease (ETD) - The contraction of any form of malware on a computer, as a result of searching for or accessing pornography.

Joe contracted an Electronically Transmitted Disease when he was playing Artifical Girl 2.

by Joseph Sileo December 13, 2007