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brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.
“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”
by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020
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brandon

the most retard kid i’ve ever met

this fat piece of shit thinks he can go around saying the n word and talking shit about people
this gayass thinks he can go around acting so depressed when he’s not even depressed
that is so gay and annoying
he seems like brandon
by hurb moment October 19, 2019
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brandon???

by bill Harrison August 1, 2017
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brandon

a man hoe who has no sense of style and is secretly gay even though he denies it. the only reason he talks to girls is cause they think of him as a gay best friend. OH and he’s really slow and needs everything spelled out for him.
brandon is a fucking prick
by dknd13 June 11, 2018
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brandon

someone who stares at mens crotch and trues to touch them whenever possible. He is someone who is truly into weird fetishes and incest. He may be nice but is annoying the most. He tries hard to fit in and act like hes cool. He lies to other people and make them feel bad about themselves.
dont touch me there brandon, im not gay.
by king jong May 13, 2019
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Brandon Richardson

A handsome individual who lives in Miami that’s an entrepreneur, socialite and actor.

Also known as Prince or his government name Brandon Quantavius Richardson, born September 23, 1984.
Brandon Richardson is the sole create of Thots on a Yacht.
by JasmineP May 6, 2022
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Brandon Routh

The hot-ass talented actor who stars as Superman/Clark Kent in the upcoming summer movie Superman Returns.
Brandon Routh is a sexy beast of a man. He put on 22 pounds of solid muscle to be in Superman Returns. Thank fuck for that skin-tight outfit.
by AMENNAAAAAA July 1, 2006
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