one eyed purple headed womb weasel

A word for penis .

"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or

"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "

by Samsam240 October 6, 2016

Creamy mop head

When a me cums on a womens hair then has another women chew that semen filled hair

Dude i made these girls a nice creamy mop head last night it was so hot.

by The_Wisest_Monk October 5, 2016

hedgehog head

A person with a messy combover.

Alright hedgehog head how u doing?

by earnsc September 19, 2016

uber head

When you go down on an Uber driver and get a free ride.

Dude, I gave him Uber head to get to the airport.

by KADawg September 15, 2016

pony head

A prankster or fool. A jester.

"You goddamn Pony Head"

by Mr.Wolfmann September 7, 2016

chunky road head

When your girl throws up during road head due to road sickess and keeps going.

-Evelyn gave me some great chunky road head but the ride was very bumpy
-That's gross dude

by Hdisnnwvevrjfkmchagwhs September 5, 2016

hangs head in misery

Posture of the head showing its crown with the chin to the chest. The head may be hung to one side. The posture denotes a spiritual, emotional, mental or physical state of distress.

Hangs head in misery:
She ditches him in his third year and he hangs his head in misery at the table and in class... Best gift ever! That bitch's cunt stunk like a fish processing plant.

by Unified Field of Love September 3, 2016