Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.

-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.

by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012

Vaginism

when stating something is like a vagina, that is not actually a vagina.

"This salad tastes like pussy" this is a vaginism

by letusfuck November 13, 2011

vagination

using feminine wiles to obtain advantage. A specific form of machination.

His ego was no match for her vaginations

by Don Huevo January 17, 2023

vaginal fishing

when a male partner cums in his female partner then right after he goes in face deep to try and stop the cum by fishing it out wit his tongue

me and my girl tried vaginal fishing totally rad

by Muha made man January 25, 2023

Silica Vaginitis

A condition, commonly involved with men, where there is physical, mental or emotional pain preventing them from peak performance of an activity and/or providing an excuse for lack of peak performance, colloquially known as “sand in the vagina.” See also transitory silica vaginitis, chronic silica vaginitis.

Mike missed his tennis lesson today because he had Silica Vaginitis in his elbow.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Chronic Silica Vaginitis

A perpetual condition, usually found in men, where there is physical, mental, or emotional distress which prevents peak performance and/or an excuse for the lack of peak performance of a given activity. Colloquially known as “sand in the vagina. “ Also see Transitory Silica Vaginitis.

Jake’s Chronic Silica Vaginitis prevented him from running on the treadmill at the gym once again.

by Jake’s Sandy vagina February 16, 2023

Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024