shat on by a tree

the process of snagging one's beanie hat on the branch of a tree, which then proceeds to yank it off of your head as you walk along.

Chris was walking through the woods with Phil when he heard:
"ahhhhh, shat on by a tree"
he turned around to see Phil retrieving his hat from a branch and smoothing down his crazy hair

by underdowg February 25, 2009

Tree spirits

1. Tree ghost/demon things, often found in MMORPGs.

2. "Three spirits" in a Jamaican accent.

1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!

2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

real tree

A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.

I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.

by #Brekky January 20, 2018

Monkey Tree

Monkey Tree is a 30 year old tree located at a corner of the infamous 2 Winch Street property. Monkey Tree is one of the brother trees, the other being Leaf Tree. Monkey loses his leaves in the winter time, but is stunning year round, though notably smells like diapers in the early spring. Monkey is thought to be the more playful of the two Brothers, while Leaf is more studious and mature. Monkey was named by a young Tanner Mullaly. The charming tree has thrown a few people from his limbs, including his best friend Isabella O'Connell.

"What tree was it?" "Monkey Tree, obviously. The tall one."

by LBzombie November 7, 2011

Tree Removal

Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.

Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.

by Tree removal November 20, 2020

Family Tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy

by sextermdictionary March 18, 2021

Plum Tree

a group of people on discord who hate a moderator from genshin impact unofficial - see "zoro"

a bunch of lonely people who bark and thirst over genshin impact characters

gang of friends on discord

"Yoo I just found this sick discord server called the Plum Tree"

by zorosucks91919 April 14, 2022