When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
Which instantly elevates you to a state of such cool, it is beyond cool.
You are no longer even aware of other people's cool.
You are post cool.
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Get the Post Cool mug.An act of creating a post on social media to gain pity, may also be to gain likes or upvotes as well.
Greg created a pity post on reddit about not knowing how to gain karma. People feel bad for Greg not knowing how and gave him upvotes through pity.
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Get the Post Up mug.Post-reality is the normalization of the digital age we live in. It is the authentication of our social media lives overlapping what we view as normal. We are living in a time when it is common for everyone's public display of their lives to be romanticized-- Fiction is reality and reality is fiction. It’s up to you how to perceive it.
We are all living in post-reality.
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