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Ste Hill Part 2

This is part 2 and maybe there might be a part 3!

Ste Hill and Dave Parky both say they’re hard as fuck! When really as soft as a care bear, I’ve heard from the bus industry they like to pretend they’re unicorn’s on a weekend and like running round their living rooms naked! They have a friend called “monotone Eddie” who comes round to play with their unicorns and do a-bit of the good old rimming while playing with their unicorns 😂 whatever that means!!

This is also known as a three-way between three best friends as they like to call it! Stay away from these two individuals - they’ll do nothing but steal and speak to you like shit!

They’ll ask you to be your friend and get your number but on the other hand they’ll sign you up to everything known to man… they like wasting NHS money & resources to have a laugh!

Ste Hill also owns a BMW - so we all know he has a membership to the no indicators wankers club. Can be found in most McDonald’s drive-thru getting his Big Mac Wanker in Heywood.

Ste Hill liked it when Dave Parky sent him a card through the post and claiming it was somebody else - I don’t think his other half liked a fat gay man on the card.

Ste Hill also now likes to drive big black lorries about round the country picking up lady friends off the side of the road for a £10 sucky sucky while his nurse wife is helping through the covid pandemic.
Hey Ste hill part 2 did you like your card pal?
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
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Dave Parky Part 2

Following up to part 1..

Dave Parky left his last company for his dirty stupid antics, said person now drives back for his old coach company back in Preston.

Parky lives in Bamber bridge and drives a blue Mercedes, said person had a wife Tracy Thornley who is completely oblivious to Dave parky’s antics and obviously she thinks he’s best thing since sliced bread!

Dave Parky likes to go about his day treating people and telling them to stop what they are doing because obviously he’s being found out.. he’s also going about telling people that himself and Nick will come down to sort things out 😂

Dave and Nick couldn’t fight through a wet paper bag and needs to think again about his friends! He also has another friend Andy newlands who’s also another wet wipe and likes to be piggy in the middle relaying messaging across because the big man Parky and hill can’t do it themselves.

Part 3 to come soon. Stay tuned people.
Hey Dave Parky part 2, why can’t you fight you own battles fatty?
by Dave_parky December 5, 2021
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Parting the Red Sea

Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period
*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for 🍽️ a girl 0ut when she’s on her 🩸
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The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12
Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.
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Need parts

To want/need to take part in or have something
*Sees pretty girl or local Baskin Robbins* “Damn…need parts”
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parts train

When an object (mostly car parts) leap-frogs its way via a "train" (made up of a group of people along the route) until it reaches its destination.
I need a part from Vegas. Parts train anyone?
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