Getting up semi asleep while drunk and thinking your in the bathroom urinating, when in reality your peeing somewhere else like in the corner of your room.
I was so drunk I ended up doing a midnight fireman and pissed in my wardrobe instead of the bathroom.
by StuWi November 8, 2023
Get the midnight fireman mug.1. When a person of the Black race engages in stereotypical actions such at the time of night
2. When a person engages in questionable activities at the time of night
2. When a person engages in questionable activities at the time of night
by Albert Nigstein January 14, 2024
Get the Midnightivity mug.1. “He spends his midnights talking to random people online”
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by hhhbbbbddd. January 16, 2024
Get the Midnights mug.A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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by Annah11 July 18, 2023
Get the Midnight Snack mug.Midnight handwashing is when a girl has just finished fingering herself, and is washing her hands repeatedly to clean herself off, can also be used as a euphemism for female masturbation.
"I spent some alone time last night that ended with midnight handwashing."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
"I'm gonna go wash my hands repeatedly in the middle of the night ill talk to you later."
by ballin'mcballerthe16th July 24, 2023
Get the Midnight handwashing mug.1. Changing the books to hide shit.
2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.
3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.
4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
2. Doing things and the wrong things at the last minute.
3. Hiding more shit and dunp it on someone else.
4. Combine all three by adding some hincky shit.
1. Man, this client is so fucked and owes a shitton to other people. Time to do some midnight accounting.
2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
2. Quick! The tax man is coming. You done with the midnight accounting?
by Biff Stephenson April 13, 2023
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