MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

“Look at Matthew”
“Yeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
“True he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 5, 2018

Matthew

Likes eating rice 24/7. He has a crush on the girl at school who watches anime and bts. His forehead depicts his future.

Matthew really likes that girl named Abooz. Wow, Matthew, you're so intelligent! 😳

by CJTB100 December 10, 2019

Matthew

Gay ass kid

Ron is a Matthew

by Sunseaus January 22, 2020

Matthew

He's god of us peasants, the guy who put thousands of mugs on a road and got fired, the holy one who cleanses us with bowls. It's Matthew.

Guy 1: Hey Matthew, can I have a glass of water?

Matthew: ...
Guy 1: Matthew?
Matthew: Sure.
Guy 1: Matthew.
Matthew: What?
Guy 1: This is a bowl.
Matthew: Drink it.

by WhothehellusedBowlastheirname October 16, 2019

Matthew

A needed who was killed on among us first countless times in a row

Your trash are you called Matthew

by He he he October 31, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is just the coolest person ever no cap

Matthew is sexy af

by tamiaiscool June 5, 2021

Matthew

1) A man who has a tendency to allow woman to ride him
2)A man who goes into Kid- Cudi Induced coma's
3)Usually a man who will clap anyones cheeks in a childrens toy store

OMG!!! Matthew literallly clapped my cheeks at the Lego store while we listened to Sonic: Beat It by Micheal Jackson.

by Darklejandro November 14, 2016