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Jonathan Stenson

Jonathan Stenson is fair. He is like a family gathering in a uncle. I pray to Stenson every night because “no cap” he listens to our prayers “per”. I love him and he loves us. He sent his first born son to die on top of a cross “T pose” not for the choir. We love Jonathan Stenson and he loves us. Amen
Not choir kid 1: Hey I’m sad and constipated

Not choir kid 2: prey to Jonathan Stenson
by Not a choir kid December 21, 2021
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Jonathan Taylor

Jonathan Taylor (born January 19, 1999) is an American football running back for the Indianapolis Colts, currently the 2021/2022 NFL MVP and OROY.
1: Did Jonathan Taylor win the MVP?
2: Yes he did!
by TheFridge123 December 27, 2021
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Jonathan

Jonathan is the type of guy women have wet dreams over and men wanna be like. Jonathan's typically hunt in packs together they are usually referred to as sigmas. They have extremely big dongs and will steal your girl in a matter of 10 seconds or less. The eternal rivals of Jonathan's are Nicholas and have been on the winning side for the past 1,000 years. They are known over achievers and leaders. Jonathan's are considered peak human potential.

TL:DR Jonathan's have big dick energy
Jonathan is such a cool guy

Jonathan makes me think about life

Im so in love with Jonathan
by kaiserreich28 May 13, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a smart caring guy who deserves all the love, he is cute, a lil chubby but perfect for hugs and cuddles, a great friend and a better best friend <3
K: oh look there is Jonathan he is literally the best best friend you can have

R: that is so true
by P1nkcheeks May 26, 2022
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Jonathan Froot Loop The 3rd

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is a wanted crimal for sending minors nudes. That is such a L thing to do.
Hey guys quandale dingle here, my friend Jonathan Froot Lop the 3rd was arrested for sending minors nudes to people like Josh B(the predator of 5th graders)

Jonathan Froot Loop the 3rd is the name of a wanted criminal also wanted with Quandale Dingle. He is know to be a furry and a Xvideos femboy. He also send Josh B.(the predator kids cheeks jiggling in slow motion and he wanted to use up his lotion.
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Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.
Jonathan is soooo much fun.
by xfj May 28, 2022
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Jonathan

Jonathan is a type of person who never fails to make you happy. He is so genuine, caring, thoughtful, smart, funny, cute, and an overall bestfriend and if ur lucky he can also be ur boyfriend! He is someone who is great to share countless inside jokes with. He is such an amazing person and I am very lucky to have someone like Jonathan in my life :)
Me: omg i have an amazing bf! his name is jonathan :)
by rhiana.lol May 30, 2022
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