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Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.
"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"
by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023
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Government mind Control

Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit

but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles
by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023
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Penal control

You controlled the penis
Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me shackles for long, Jack…
by Boobsucc March 28, 2023
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Penal control

You controlled the penis
Jack: WOOOOO I DID PENAL CONTROL
the penis: you will not keep me in shackles for long, Jack…
by Boobsucc March 28, 2023
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Xbox Controller

God damn im horny lemme play with my Xbox controller
by John Ayv January 22, 2023
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Crowd Control

When you walk-up to someone annoying you and you announce you farted, even when you didn't, just to get them to leave your space.
I really need to do some crowd control, this party is getting out of hand.
by barnstormer January 27, 2023
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Control cortela

A dumb mf who doesn't have shit to do. A piece of shit who no one likes.

"control cortela" is often used to describe a braindead, dimwitted, sinister, evil and a naughty guy.
Person 1 - Omg is that a control cortela? No wonder he's so dumb!
Person 2 - Oh how I want to squeeze his dumbass.
Person 1 - Cum.
by umpalumpa1234 January 30, 2023
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