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hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.
Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️
by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019
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bed hobo

A bed hobo is a person, whom once in bed, can’t get up and refuses to do ANYTHING for themselves.

Example of a bed hobo “I have no legs, I have no legs while clicking together empty dishes Piled by the bedside and looking longingly at a partner”

Another example of a bed hobo is someone who wakes up a sleeping partner, who has legs, to get up and get them ice cream or any other snack in the night.

A bed hobo will collect garbage around one side of the bed and then pass the garbage to a partner whenever they are getting up to go for a pee in the night.

Bed hobos may be unaware or very self aware and well strategized.

Some are sneaky and will gather up bed garage (Empty ice cream containers, bowls, drinks, cheese) on your side of the bed and claims it’s yours. Saying “you need to clean up after yourself” Hehehe
I was just at thanksgiving with my husband and he called me a bed hobo
by Punkybruster November 29, 2019
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Hobo Strawberry Daiquiri

Room temperature beer mixed with low-cost strawberry jam. Strictly served without ice.
Man 1: What can I get you?
Man 2: A hobo strawberry daiquiri, please.

Man 1: Sure, I think I have some warm beer and expired strawberry jam here somewhere.
by mmm1234567 May 26, 2019
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Hobo Santa

He is Santa that lost his job and is now shriveled up and homeless so he gives beans and poisoned Lima beans to kids on hobo Christmas which is on everyday
Kid1: I got beans on hobo Christmas what did you get
Dead kid: I got poisoned Lima beans

Kid1: oh
Dead kid: Hobo Santa a jerk
by Hobo Santa June 16, 2019
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hobo

This creature is usually seen prowling the streets in search of postures. He hides in the shadows and waits for an opportune moment to steal a posture. He fails endlessly at this task because of the lack of muscle in his leg area. Even though this particular spesimean has an intelligence quotient of 140, he hasn't realized that he will never succeed in his malicious theft.

Due to having an catastrophically bad posture, this swede feels very bad and insecure about it. Because of this, he attempts, but fails to, cover up his bad posture with the only hoodie he has which happens to be gray. The hobo is poor and homeless, thus having no option but to grow a beard or risk freezing the lower part of his face off during winters.

When he isn't attempting to steal postures he often plays video games. Unfortunately this is where his bad posture comes from, and he only deepens the condition by continuing to spend his time in such an unhealthy manner. He sucks at games and often takes him an above average time to get good at, or finish them.
"Oh look, it's the poor postured hobo! M sure to not walk any slower than we already are or he'll catch up to us and steal our postures."
by fellowpagchompuser May 7, 2019
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Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.
Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.
by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019
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HOBO

To be a loser, or cheap, or a filler for any swear word you want.
Come out and get a drink with us tonight, don’t be a HOBO.
by Bgales22 August 26, 2019
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