Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
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Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.
Example:
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Literally meaning to get beat up, usually with a flurry of heavy handed fists to the face repeatedly.
Usually used by a black person or white person trying to be black, or culturally confused skinny Asian with a bandanna on.
Example:
Yo man, be quiet before you catch deez hans!
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