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Age of Influence

When the defining factor in an individual's social status is the leverage that he/she holds in high-profile connections, the quality of his/her personal brand, and the degree to which he/she adheres to social norms.
Due to the prevalence of social media and the minimal value that physical proximity now plays in fostering and maintaining relationships, it is clear that the 21st century is deep into the Age of Influence.
by livejoyful August 2, 2018
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Age

"Gimme your age"
by Simon Lum August 14, 2018
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Ag Bois

Like Soy Bois but with bigger tits. Love to talk about the land and hold an air of arrogance. When not wearing rich school boy attire they are measuring each others dicks and hectares.
Those one hand drivers in their boots and popped collars talking about shares, $$ and all things aristocratic must be Ag Bois.
by Nicholas Atkinson February 6, 2019
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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.
Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.
by Holelottanope September 23, 2018
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Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.
Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.
by Infinitecypher May 16, 2018
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Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
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Cock Age

Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.
What's your cock age?
"Sixteen."
by rethinker November 21, 2019
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