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earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Woke

A racist movement that celebrates opression and hates white people, and if there is no opression they will do a Jussie Smollet
"white people are evil, but im not racist" (woke person)
by robjov January 26, 2022
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What is today’s meaning of woke
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Woke

A word that conservative old out-of-touch white people use to describe progressive concepts to other conservative old out-of-touch white people in way that will scare them
we can’t bring the kids to Disney anymore. Jimbo said last time he went, the woke employees were requiring vaccinations to common illnesses and not segregating the water fountains
by Gib88 April 6, 2022
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Woke

Stay the fuck away from me.
That mother need to be woke.
by moody Kitty April 7, 2022
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neo-woke

Someone who truly began seeing things as they are, someone who can't be affected by propaganda, someone who can tell a lie from truth.
-Did you watch CNN yesterday?
-No, I'm neo-woke.
by Quodd April 19, 2022
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Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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