urban cattle

almost brainless humans who wander about cities, stepping into traffic, standing on the white center lines as cars zip by. Also move aimlessly on sidewalks, often blocking or forcing those actually going somewhere with a purpose to go around them. Similarly to the cows that reputedly wander the streets of large cities in India more or less as they please.

The traffic lights had a count-down to when the pedestrian crossing would commence, but the urban cattle were already off the curb at minus 10 seconds, targets for any fast traffic running the crosswalk on yellow.

by Lettlander July 23, 2011

Urban Predictionary

The enjoyable pass-time of reading words found on urban dictionary to your friends and having them guess the definition.

Olly: Lets play Urban Predictionary, what does "dick bucket" mean?
Jonty: You jizz into a bucket?
Jacki: Is it me?
Olly: Incorrect it is actually "a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo"

by Mackmasta 'o' Shizzle November 1, 2011

Urban people

Black people, African Americans

Specifically black people from inner cities

“There was so many urban people talking during the movie”

by Donnyj305 May 3, 2023

Urban Man

An absolute fucking chad

Urban Man is such a damn gigachad

by fuck off nosy ass prick April 21, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where you post funny and cringe stuff

Urban Dictionary is a crowdsourced online English language dictionary for slang slang words and phrases, operating under the motto "Define Your World.” —from Wikipedia

by beluga the suzzi cat November 13, 2022

urban yes

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i like urban, its the best so urban yes

by urban urban urban urban April 16, 2022

Urban Lunchmeat

A band that makes incredible music, the band members are Joe Fraone, Nate O'Reilly, Dylan Rice, Jack McCarthy, and last but not least Anthony Giambusso.

Someone: Yo I like that band called Urban Lunchmeat

Someone else: I know right they're so good

by epicgamer4814 February 10, 2021