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Mars

that red planet half the size of our planet with the funny little wheeled robots (mars rovers) on it and the little pebbles we call phobos and deimos in its orbit
"hey bro ya wanna go to mars?"

-dave
by boeing747800 April 15, 2025
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Mar unmute me pls

When Marcelo/Marcus/Jerome mutes you and he doesnt want to unmute you.
Mar: mutes
Me: Mar unmute me pls
by Meat_shredder April 19, 2025
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mars girl

a serious hating girl that you need to throw back to her own planet
mars girl is born spring time but they are very annoying. you have them wiped out from the cpu of your life
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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mars girl

these people dont behave in public. needs a lot of "licking" and grandma and grandpa reproof. invades your live live. she is really is just an annoying foreign enemy
if you see them, report them . a mars girl is going to cause war and get punished in the ending. thats how it works out!
by temple girl April 25, 2025
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mar-a-lago milkshake

The act of cumming into a cup of ice cream, making an ex pornstar eat said ice cream and then paying her off to never mention your tiny mushroom penis.
I gave that broad a mar-a-lago milkshake and paid her to leave.
by Dirty Donny T April 11, 2024
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Mar-a-Lago Milkshake

At the height of climax, Trump delivers his famous Mar-a-lago milkshake.
by Mr & Mrs Deez April 12, 2024
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Mars

Mars is an amazing, funny, cool and unique individual. They are also the most gay human on the planet! Mars is incredibly popular and sought after by many people. Anyone who is friends with a Mars will know that they are the person to put a smile on your face on a rainy day. When you look into Mars’ eyes you see the genuine emotion that is hidden in their facial expressions! Sometimes some Mars’ can be a little mean but it’s only a joke as you have to remember they love you and you love them!
Mars: hello! You look strange today!
Person b: -oh -okay
Mars: no it’s a good strange! It’s unique and special. Also how are you?
Person b: :D
by The 3:00 am vibe :) November 26, 2021
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