Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

You’d Be Surprised

When someone makes a guess about something that you know about, and their guess is wrong

“Bro there will be no tings at this party tonight”
“You’d Be Surprised”

by maccam May 10, 2022

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

gummy surprise

When someone gives a blowjob without their dentures in

Bro I got a gummy surprise at the old folk’s home today

by dickimeandisc November 12, 2022

French Surprise

When you are having a prank war and you surrender by leaving a massive white shit in the toilet.

I just couldn’t handle Jerry’s pranks anymore so I had to leave him a French Surprise.

by ShitDick82637 January 8, 2022

Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.

Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.

by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022