Saudi Surprise

A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution

Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise

Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise

by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021

sweet surprise

play RLcraft

My Friend:Do you want to have a sweet surprise?
Me: Yes, of course
My Friend: *laughs deeply*

by dashengxiao February 27, 2021

Surprise Pizza

Pizza that was not scheduled or planned, but rather consumed at the request of a third party or other external circumstance. For those who closely follow the "Pizza Friday" tradition / religion, Surprise Pizza will neither be used as a replacement for the upcoming Friday's pizza nor is it a valid usage of a Pizza Friday coupon.

I was fortunate enough to have surprise pizza today at work.

by ishields March 30, 2021

Surprise Sex

When you have sex but neither you or the person that had sex with you knew it was going to happen.

Lily thought that Kevin wanted to rape her, but all he wanted to do is to have surprise sex with her.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 13, 2021

Surprise Poem!

Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!

The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.

Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.

A cat, a car, a job, or man?

Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.

Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?

The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?

I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑

🤭🤭🤭🤣

Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠

by Mischievous Megan June 9, 2022

The spooky Surprise

When In missionary position, pull out and Spum on his or her face. Blind them, then slap them. When they scream omg what the hell, yell out “ it was a spooky ghost “

They weren’t ready for the spooky surprise, it was a true shock.

by GaydolfStiffler July 1, 2022

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop

I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric

by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022