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The Spring Break Effect

(n.) an unspecified period of time before spring break during which a student (or faculty member) loses the ability to accurately perceive the passage of time.

Dr. Richard Block identified a framework of four interrelated factors that affect this perception: (1) characteristics of the time experiencer, (2) time-related behaviors and judgments, (3) contents of a time period, and (4) activities during a time period.

The Spring Break Effect will cause noticeable changes in everyday life. For example, students will likely experience feelings of acedia (mental sloth, apathy, indifference, boredom) or exhaustion caused by sleep deprivation. Days will run together to the point where they are distinguished only by the assignments or exams scheduled. Most of an individual's "productive" time will be spent on academic tasks that will range between mindless and tedious. (If a suffer is subjected to these conditions for extended periods of time, particularly when tasks are mindlessly tedious, it is recommended that they consult a mental health professional.) Finally, those affected will spend increased and possibly unhealthy amounts of time on social networking sites (Twitter, Facebook, and Pinterest, if the subject is female).
Person A: "How is it only Tuesday?"
Person B: "I don't know. It feels like Friday."
Person C: "Dude, you're experiencing the Spring Break Effect."
Person A: "Is that fatal?"
Person C: "No, but staying awake for 72 hours might."
Person B: "Shit."
by Layla Clinch June 17, 2012
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Spring Break Greens

Billy: Hey man, I've got the spring break greens. Hit me up if you need some.

Jason: Sick bro.
by kittensarereallycute January 10, 2012
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course is spring

When people are so happy about it being spring that it's their only response to anything.
Adrian: Do you want to watch George Lopez?
John: course is spring
by El Tuto Numero Cuatro August 22, 2011
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hope springs eternal

( invented by Bret Baier at Fox News after the Louisiana flooding of Aug 2016): there's always hope even in the face of the worst disasters
Donald Trump ran for president out of a more mature understanding (than Hilary Clinton) of the phrase hope springs eternal, specially when it applies to the inner city problems facing America.
by Sexydimma September 3, 2017
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Spring Cleaning

When you shout Mom/Dad right after climaxing on your stomach and cleaning as quickly as possible before the walk in.
Alex: yo my mom caught me while I was spring cleaning

Max: awe shit dude
by Fantastic404 October 12, 2018
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coochie springs

Those big ass bitches that are ugly dont they go to coochie springs aka cold springs
by yeetbham October 26, 2018
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Cheeseburger Spring Roll

When an American and an Asian love each other very much.
American: Tonight we are gonna do a cheeseburger spring roll
Asian: I’m down ;)
by Kid Kawaii July 9, 2018
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