Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Cooter Shart

The sudden burst of a period blood bubble that Yeets itself out of the female vagina and travels through both cracks.

Jennifer left remnants of her cooter shart all over the seat of my car.

by Major Pewp May 15, 2023

moon shart

After participating in anal sex as the receiving party, you have an ass full of cum from rawdogging it, and later while nude, you shart the cum onto a dark colored wall preferably black or navy blue, and the cum looks like a night sky

Gurl i swear i can see orions belt in that moon shart

by Succesipie July 2, 2023

sharts

A set of shitty PowerPoint charts.

I presented my sharts at the meeting this afternoon.
My sharts aren't ready.
My boss really liked my sharts.

by Tired PM July 13, 2023

Shart

An unintentional defecation that occurs during the relaxation of the anal sphincter to pass flatulence. It can occur as hard fecal matter but most commonly occurs as diarrhoea. Sharting can also refer to diarrhoea itself, especially the explosive variation.

Etymology:
The word shart is a mix of the words "Shit" and "Fart" which are both slang words for feces and flatulence respectively.

Person 1: I just sharted
Person 2: Ok
Person 1: Shart

by Why'd you search this up? August 20, 2023

Shart

Its where u think that you are going to fart, but you accidentaly shit urself.

Yo, i jus sharted broo!!
That's fukin gross bruh :(

by Dr. Johnny August 23, 2023

shart

When you think you're about to fart but you accidentally poop with the fart

I sharted my pants

by pumby_rhino August 29, 2023