broccoli seats

Something Esther made up to describe seats in a theater she doesn’t like.

I don’t like the broccoli seats in the theatre.

by Kelvie September 25, 2020

drake seat

Drake means like cool so drake seat is like the best sear

Anthony: I call the Drake Seat! *gets shotgun*

by Makian6 July 26, 2022

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Cheap seats

What do you call someone who says quiet in the cheap seats

Insulted being called the cheap seats

by anonymous January 1, 2022

Is this seat taken?

When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.

Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.

Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.

by DrAccius January 2, 2022