Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”

Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.

by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023

Post Toastied

Post Toastied: to get completely wrecked, obliterated, or defeated- burned to a crisp, blown away by explosives, or melted- usually with the addition of sizzle or smoke.

"Wow, those two guys who just set off the dynamite were post toastied." "My burger was post toastied- it was totally soot black on the edges!" ""Oooh, did you see that sheep fall into the lava? it was post toastied."

by Alain Rae January 12, 2023

Post popularism

When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original

The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.

by CarsonJayLove January 13, 2023

post the L

When you or another person lose a game and your friends tells you to “Post the L” it means post the fact that you lost (self explanatory isnt it?)

me: *wins the game*
my friend: *loses*

me:Post the L😭😭
my friend: bruh ok

by s0l4rb00m November 21, 2021

Post-morrow

The day after tomorrow.

I will see you post-morrow.

by Spegetti October 19, 2021

post-panda

A term to describe the world after the COVID19 pandemic. Probably offensive. See pre-panda.

This is the first time I have hi-fived a stranger post-panda.

by jdginstagramz July 7, 2021

Post Up

hood definition:The act of being prepared,ready and inticipating beef...Ready to retaliate.

#1SEED:Ay Bruh lets "post up" on'em...
#FTPIERCE:You already know, I been posted in the paint...

by #1SEED772 September 9, 2022