poke

a sex word like fuck or dick

i want to poke her

by william313 November 1, 2017

give her a poke

Give her a poke.
When someone sees a two hole that isn't the best looking but still bangable.

Me: hey sam would you hit that? Not sure if I would, she's got a bit of a head on her.
Sam: yeah, I'd give her a poke.

by Cuntthruster2016 November 24, 2017

she pokes

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

by __etnom February 11, 2017

poking turtle

when your poop pulsates in and out of your ass hole.

"hey Fredrico, you good?"
"yea man, just got a poking turtle."
"oh, damn. cool."

by Sometimes. February 17, 2017

poke a troll

The act of replying to a troll on a particular social network.

Dick pulls a stunt by poking a troll on the youtube comment section and receives massive denials for his mother.

Lianna swears to speak nothing but nothing of the nothing true, looks like she's ready to poke a troll in the court.

by kennyOverseer February 21, 2017

Coke and Poke

The act of doing some cocaine and then having some crazy sex afterwards.

"I think I'm gonna invite that stoner girl Becca over this weekend"
"Yeah man! You should do a Coke and Poke. "

by Nerdgasm August 18, 2016

Denim Poke

Trying to fit your boner through a pair of skinny jeans, usually in the act of taking a pee, an almost impossible task

I pissed myself because I could not fix my denim poke

by MemeLord420/69 July 3, 2016