Dumper punched

When you get a strong overwhelming feeling in your stomach and you have to poop like someone punched you in the stomach.

I was drinking my morning coffee when all the sudden I got dumper punched in my stomach and had to run to the bathroom.

by Phillthis April 4, 2020

slugger punch

A brutal punch by a slower heavy weight bloke.

Fuck that fat cunt Tim through a slugger punch and knocked out that dick head cold

by Melb gen February 24, 2020

Nonce Punched

Phrase used to describe someone who gets beaten up by a Nonce. A way of describing someone who gets beaten up by a Paedophile

Used in the North Wales and North West region primarily

You're supposed to be a Boxing instructor but that guy has made you bleed! Cannot believe you got Nonce Punched

by BershamBackdoor August 23, 2020

platypus punch

When a woman with massive saggy tits hits you in the face with her tit.

"Hey mate, how did you get that black eye?" "A bitch gave me a platypus punch"

by FossysForehead June 5, 2020

nuclear punch

when someone punches you so hard it causes physical or brain damage and makes you look like one ugly mother fucker

damn George has just been nuclear punched
shame he looks like one ugly mother fucker now

by chrisjan2001 June 2, 2017

punching the squirrel

When you puke in a toilet

He was face down in the stall, punching the squirrel

by Tunod81 November 24, 2017

Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.

Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch

by johndickens69 March 12, 2018