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I like torturing midgets

A grown man who likes having sex with midgets.
I like torturing midgets Is a definition in the texting world.
by WBAP December 12, 2021
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Jesses midget play date

A play house invented by Jesse and the family. Sadly was not improved because some midgets were offended.
Wanna go to Jesses midget play date? Hear he’s the mascot.
by Jacksueylolsi December 15, 2021
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Midget On A Mission

An inividual of below average size who of which walks faster than the typical average size person.
Holy shit, that 5'2 looking guy was next to me just before now he is 2 yards ahead of me! He must be a Midget On A Mission!
by Roadent December 21, 2021
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Midget bozo

A small person who is a loser and has no life.
by TheWhomDestroyer December 24, 2021
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Pipe down Midget!

A Commonly used term for wellbeing teachers and workers to assert authority and dominance over small people, and kids. The term is used primarily on kids titled Luke. Luke is defined as a small midget child who constantly creates trouble in the surrounding area. A Luke is always 5ft or under...
Wellbeing teacher : PIPE DOWN MIDGET! *agressively points down at the 3rd class citizen*
Luke : *scared* *timbers shivered*
by Dog............... March 9, 2022
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Fat midget

by Not flex March 21, 2022
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mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking
“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22
by k.rau March 30, 2022
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