Jonas

Palm oil, hinmmler and mountain dew is three words thats describe his name. He is also addicted to ketchup and fortnite. He will start like a youtuber but he will not do it very well.

How you doing, Jonas?

by A1non0ymC123 December 10, 2018

jona

she is a loving person. she will always be tgere for her friends. she cares about every single one of her friends. she is frineds with everyone. she is a caring person. and always loves her bestfriends. she does alot of crazy stuff. will dance crazy. and is always happy.

jona is always happy for who she is.

by jona she is always happy March 6, 2019

Jonas’ Girl

Jonas’ girl is kind and funny. She’s really pretty but doesn’t know it. She is hardworking and friendly. Her and Jonas get along great and are best friends.

Girl1- Wow Jonas’ girl is really kind
Girl2- Yeah she doesn’t understand how pretty she is.

by August2011 December 15, 2018

Jonas

A guy who often wants to show other people his nacked ass and rub it against them. He has herpes and watches very much porn.

Of fuck Jonas just rubbed his as aginst me and is gonna watch porn with herpes.

by dolfdolf August 3, 2018

Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.

God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona

by Force Enhance February 15, 2019

Jona

The most beautiful and intelligent girl in the world. She is the best listener and can always help you out. Nobody will ever truly love you like she does. Not to forget that Jona is one of the most attractive girls and that every boy wants her to be his girl.

Jona is a nerd but kinda cute.

by cutipie66 October 6, 2018

Being a jonas

When you are Mointain Dew addicted and have to many Bottles lying in your room.

I'm drinking so much Mointain Dew im being a jonas.
Dude, youre drinking so much Mointain Dew, you're being such a jonas

by Reibuuu May 10, 2022