I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked

Grandma’s a chill guy…

by Acidnigah January 16, 2025

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Grandma Girl

A young woman, usually in her early 20’s, who looks and acts like an old bag. Generally has frizzy hair, glasses, and likes to wear sweaters, even in the summertime. Considers readings books to be “a fun night,” and one could envision her having several grandchildren despite being a virgin.

It’s so insane how Kathleen’s only 19 but she looks like she’s in her 60s. Maybe if she wasn’t wearing that homely sweater she wouldn’t be such a grandma girl.

by Gerks March 3, 2025

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