Dan Johnson

Worst car salesman ever

Dan Johnson couldn't give a car away.

by Bigdog52 November 11, 2020

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Doing a Dan.

To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.

Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.

by BobJim01 January 20, 2021

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dan shrimp

artist, entrepreneur, troll and milkshake addict

yo is that dan shrimp oh my god let's go get a picture with him

by sozdatel March 9, 2021

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Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

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Digger Dan

Digger Dan is a definition of a cool privileged white man that mains omen that has the ability to seduce any male or female he sees.

Digger Dan digs a girl

by the tru buba June 14, 2023

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Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

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