Hoe Cream

When you make some hoe cum and it's creamy and reeks of STD

"yo, I was fucking this girl and I had contact with her hoe cream

by Da_woken_soul September 12, 2019

Doggy Cream

The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.

guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up

girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)

by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

Cream whip

The sticky cum drips of your penis and you try to flick it in her eye

Bro I was really trying to cream whip her last night, but my aim was off

by Peepeeharder May 17, 2018

detroit cream

When 3 or more guy eat each others cum

The guys had a detroit cream.

by Theraven294 May 17, 2018

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

dewberry cream

When, upon removing one's penis from their partner's vagina/anal cavity, the male deposits a portion of his semen in his partner's belly button.

Friend: So how'd it go with the lady last night?

Male: Bro, we were goin so hard and fast I pulled out and accidentally gave her a dewberry cream

by Clit Toris April 11, 2017

cream pier

A cream pier is a man associated with the name matt and can cum for substantial amount of time causing you to be covered in jizz.

Matt, you are such a good cream pier.

by King Nick Crompton May 7, 2018