Christopher

Christopher is a person that will try to manipulate you into sending nudes and will fake his death for 10 minutes because he doesn't know how to ask for attention. When you finally break up with him he will try to date all your friends and fail miserably.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Christopher?

Person 2: HE'S AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING BITCH I HATE HIM.
Person 1: I KNOW RIGHT!?

by Muffin.of.Nothing March 9, 2024

A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama

Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama

by Hey_oh March 16, 2024

Christopher

Christopher is usually a fourth grader that is way more dirty minded than he should be.

Christopher: 5 inches deep in your mom

by Christian Urban Dictionary June 8, 2022

Christopher River

Egotistical musty fuck who deadass has a giant schlong but is still a spoiled dipfuck with a hot mom.

"Man I fucking hate dropping the soap" -noah
"Be careful I heard Christopher River wants to drop a musty load in your surprisingly fatass" -cellmate

by iloveChrisSlander June 12, 2022

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.

-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe

by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022

Kendall x Christopher

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)

Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

by kendallxchristopher fan February 16, 2022