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Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face
Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak
by dig bick123 August 18, 2024
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Goblin Barrel

A term used to describe a nut sack
“yo dude what did you do with your girl last night

I dragged my goblin barrel on her face
by harry goblin barrels May 12, 2025
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Barrel

(pretend that nothing is here *barrel*)
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The Double-Barrel Shotgun

When two penises are put side-by-side, and in some way attached. Then get a blowjob, ejaculating at the same time.
Me and my Jeff gave some girl The Double-Barrel Shotgun last night
by BLACKBO1 May 16, 2025
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looking down the barrel

When someone is held at gunpoint, they are said to be looking down the barrel of a gun.
The man was looking down the barrel as he was held at gun point by the mugger.
by Noblewolf797 May 17, 2025
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Barrel of monkeys ten

Used to reference a number containing a seven(7), most commonly used for the number seventeen(17).
“I think Barrel of monkeys ten is very confusing and ambiguous
by I’m not Kiki May 22, 2024
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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.
Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.
by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024
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