Day After Rape

when a girl has sex with a guy, regrets it the next morning, and calls him a rapist.

Typically cause she was caught cheating or because they were both drunk

Hey did you hear about Mike and Kenzie?
Yeah she was so into him and kept grinding on him at the party.

Yeah, they fucked but her boyfriend found out so she turned around and said he raped her.
Of course she did. Day after rape will get you every time

by The secret truth April 14, 2022

Let's get after it

A milquetoast catchphrase for a steroid-jacked Fredo who once had a lame cable-news show with low ratings, but got fired for corruption and grabbing the asses of other men's wives.

Alright, you 16 viewers who are still watching me, Let's get after it!

by The Rich Meister April 17, 2022

After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.

"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.

by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022

After living BEJroooom

Death after living. Nolonger alive. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙.

I invented and made and created the after living BEJroooom.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior ♥ 💙..

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq March 25, 2022

Friday after tea

A period of time spent doing nothing.

Being unproductive.

"Any plans for this weekend?"
"Nah mate, just Friday after tea."

by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021

After Ups

When the bar/resturant closes and the staff stays for a round of drinks while doing clean up for the night.

The bouncer just invited me and a friend fo stay for after ups! Just stay close to me at last call.

by Trublonderocker October 28, 2021

After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021