Tree Frog

A Tree Frog is an individual that becomes a tattoo shop groupie, they are easly spotted by their common uniform of revealing outfits, new tattoos, and thier willingness to sleep with tattoo artists in exchange for free body art..Avoid at all costs!!

Though she is a tattooist now, a perfect example of a tree frog is Kat VoN D.. she tree-frogged her way into the pro biz riding the coat tails of the Great, Oliver Peck.. all respect Oliver, still the greatest traditional artist I have had the pleasure of meeting

by txbrickhouse January 27, 2011

feed the trees

camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"

That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees

by Gumbyisme November 7, 2008

cum trees

The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!

Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

Tree Fucker

dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.

A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense

by Otorisaber July 24, 2006

Talking Trees

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.

Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees

by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009

naked tree

NAKED TREE nay-ked tuh-ree (verb?)

A position ones boyfriend might assume, to hide from a child who might catch them sleeping in their mothers bed.

"Oh crap baby! My kid woke up...quick...naked tree!"

by Todd&Genelle April 23, 2008

Tree Deer

An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.

Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.

by Greakan April 14, 2008