Build Planning

The term a Tesla Sales Advisor uses to fend off their customers who have been waiting for their car orders much longer than the Tesla Configurator promised/estimated upon order.

Michael: Hello there sir, my car was supposed to be here in June but it's now September and I have a blank date on my account page, could I please get any update on my order? I have already worn out 5 pairs of shoes walking 30 miles to work every day.
SA: Sure thing Michael, stand by one minute as I check my secret portal for more information than what is shown on your account page. Good news Michael, looks like your car is currently in the Build Planning stage so you should be a receiving a VIN at any moment now! I'm sorry about your shoes. Any chance you would be interested in going solar while you wait???

by Ramphex July 28, 2021

Master plan

It's when you have a cool plan and then you can be like haha look at me I have a master plan

Wow look at me I have a master plan

by Mustard plane June 21, 2021

Boston Plan

An over the top, extravagant, and well thought out plan that never gets executed for whatever reason.

"Dude, you remember the time we were going to do Everest? That was our Boston Plan."

by sammyj October 1, 2012

Powerade Plan

Also "Powerade Releif Plan"

The frequent or regular smoking of marijuana using a home-made bong, such as a powerade bottle.

Person 1: "Why is your throat always sore man?"

Person 2: "I'm on the Powerade Plan, dude..."

by Richie Benaud June 15, 2012

Von Schlieffen Plan

The act of avoiding someone and/or thing, by means of causing a disturbance or bringing discomfort to those in your way, to reach a desired goal that may or may not bring satisfaction to the performer.

Originally coined by the Germans in WWII to flank France by moving through Belgium (Without Belgium's consent) by force, to create a second point of attack. The "Von Schlieffen Plan".

Following my awkward sexual experience with a dirty slut last night, I saw said slut at McDonald's the next morning. To avoid being seen, I quickly used the Von Schlieffen Plan by strangling a kitten and throwing it at the cashier, giving me the chance to run out the back door.

by Das Ginge December 18, 2011

plan of asnack

plan of asnack (or a-snack)

n.
1. Usually occurring late at night or during periods of whacked-out poo brain, the premeditation and/or scheming of covertly acquiring delicious foodstuffs.

"I'll sneak down to the kitchen,
and on the way, I'll figure out my plan of asnack."

by Professor A. Snack, Ph.D February 22, 2011

plan-date

When you make plans with someone but your not really sure if its considered a date.

Person 1: Hey lets meet up at Hogwarts this Saturday.
Person 2: Ok that sounds great.
Person 1: Ok Ill pick you up at 5
Person 2: Ok! Its a plan-date!

by sexybeachgoddess101 March 28, 2011