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Stefano walked into the bedroom with nothing but a grin and a jar of Jif — it was clear someone was about to get a taste of his peanut butter cock.
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Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich
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Modern politics are a bunch of Peanut Butter Rivalries, two sides of the same coin, except it's a piece of bread with the same spread.
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