Matt Mcdonald Surprise

The act of defecating in a sleeping bag and surrounding it with 10 empty one's and having a hooker roll around each bag until she finds the "Suprise."

The other night I won big at the casino and decided to grab a hooker and take her back to my hotel room and set up a "Matt Mcdonald Surprise." It was amazing!

by Bobby Basinger November 20, 2019

Ronald McDonald

a hot beast that shoves big macs into your mouth

Someone:"Hey Ronald McDonald!"
Ronald: MCDONALDS

by rootb33r November 23, 2019

Jon McDonald

Your local pedo a bit like Dylan beeston

Dylan: Hi Moses wanna get in my van

Moses: oh Dylan don’t be such Jon McDonald

by Juice WRLD seizure December 29, 2019

angus mcdonald

Angus McDonald, says 'ting' a lot and sucks at kangaroo culling extended responses. He is great at sport and water skiing. Works too much and spends the equivalent on money. Often forgets to add a thermometer to Chemistry methods. He is very cool to touch.

Ferreria: "If you want a good laugh look at this method."
"Oh is that Angus McDonald's?"

by oneearringgang April 4, 2019

McDonald’s

A trash fast food restaurant that has every food problem in the world, but people still like it.

???: “McDonald’s is the WORST! My brother got salmonella from eating a grilled chicken sandwich there!”

Me: “I know. There should be a third window in McDonald’s. So you pay at the first, get your food in the second, and turn in all of the wrong shit they gave you at the third.”

by Loaf_Of_Breading... June 8, 2019

McDonald’s Drunk

A person who deepthroats McDonald’s at 3am on the daily because of a sad romance failure or a “fall out”

Gosh have you seen that one bitch Karen today?

Oh my god yes she ordered 100 nuggets & a “Diet Coke” Bitch trying to sound healthy? Please what a McDonald’s drunk

by That bitch Bryleigh June 4, 2018

Ronald Mcdonald

Touched me. OOOOOOOOF i crie erytyme sad.

Ronald Mcdonald is locked away lol.

by Absolute Baboon June 5, 2018