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Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.
“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”
by Rollo423 October 2, 2022
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JON

he is a ranga
"do you know jon?"
"he he that ranga"
"ya, thats him."
by jonlikesmen October 6, 2022
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jon hamburger

Hello guys welcome to Jon hamburger gaming, today we will be gaming, valorant is the game of choice today, a team vs team class battle game.
Bro have you seen that new Jon hamburger video!?
by Jon hamburger October 12, 2022
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Jon Parm

Jon, what can I say. He's got the biggest dick but it gets no use :( some would say that he has three legs, a tripod if you will. He lusts after girls that play him. He is the best video game player and is the best at Elden ring. He never gets distracted from his homework and never watches something else while he should be trying to do it. He always has those sexy red sports goggles that make all the bitches run, in what direction is up to you. Jon never shuts up about "sub 2" and he gets hard thinking about it. Speaking of getting hard did I mention that he has a big dick at least 4 maybe even 5 inches, huge!! His discord notifications are always going off and he has the cutest laugh and an even cuter butt.
"AHHH its Jon Parm, run before his massive cock crushes you"
by Nick t October 13, 2022
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Jon

An uncouth person by Ghanaian slang. Used especially in pidgin and in kumasi.
by Kwlinsmann January 21, 2022
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Jon

Very smart intellectual Usually very friendly but also like to keep his distance You will love being around him but he won’t like being around you It’s a personal thing And don’t try him because he tends to take shit to the extreme and that’s not in your best intentions
Don’t play with that boy Jon be really like that
by anonymous January 22, 2022
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jon

Just being in a constant state of jon.
Its jon for you to get a watch.
When jon gets joned by the jonster, jonning occuers with a side of jon and an overall joness of understanding jon.
i lost my virginity @jon
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